Ugh, my last description was so long >_< Trying to shorten it nao. So Pretty much this is a Horror movie oc of mine…..but now Im changing Dessy to a Black Ops OC :3 Works better- cuz not a lot of ppl seen the horror movie she was originally oc for…..besides- my original plans were kinda weird O_o Black Ops oc works better. Trust me.

Name: Desdemona
Last: ????
age: 24
Race: Caucasian
Height: 5’3
Weight: 118

NO

NO IT DOESN’T WORK BETTER

Is there now? Is there REALLY? I’m having trouble grasping this, if you’ll help me out here.

That is a…well it’s a BASE okay? I’ve seen it around and it leads me to the conclusion that anything which actually IS military-related in this “piece”, if you want to call it that, is not actually done by her ladyship the artista.

I say “her” because come on.

COME ON.

Christ, don’t get me started. Wait ‘til I get hold of some furries. Ffffhhhgggg….

Anyway, I’m off topic. SO! Let’s rip this shit up. She has beautiful, long, glossy hair flowing in the hot breeze of the fire swirling around her. We can see a man in the background; it’s safe to assume he’s all or part ofherteam and she’s probably the Captain. Dressed like that, you’d HAVE to be in charge.

Or a whore.

Wait…why is she pointing that gun THIS way when that guy is clearly nestled behind cover over yonder. She’s all out in the open and striking a goddamn pose while that heli in the background is searching—PROBABLY FOR HER.

and dat blush

“Call of Inu” <—-title

Well they’re furry zombies, so your argument is invalid.

Sorry, I don’t have an artist’s description of this shite, suffice it to say that—No, no I won’t even say a damn thing. Zombies. Furries. Furry Zombies. Zombie Furries.

Maybe I can add this: NO WOMEN IN BLACK OPS EITHER, KTHX.

If there were, they sure as Hell wouldn’t be wearing a fucking mini-skirt to fight hordes of the undead. That shit is more likely to happen in Time Splitters, and that’s another genre altogether.

But the ammunition for that is few and far between, I’m afraid.

“My Call of Duty: Modern Warfare OC.  She’s from Task Force 141 and mainly deals with the intel and driving of each mission, although she does take part in some combat. And I just realised that she kind of looks like the female version of Grinch O.O XD”

No you are not a female Grinch.

This sexy mother fucker is Grinch; he would be even hotter as a woman. The simple fact that you are wearing shades and a combat-ready baseball cap does not make you femme!Grinch. You are not this, not at all…You are frightening and inaccurate, ever to be increasing my hatred of CoD fangirls.

There are NO women in the 141, just as there are no women in Delta, none in the SEALS, and none in the Rangers. I have already explained this one ad nauseum.

And no, Soap will not sleep with you. Just covering all bases. In fact, if I need to, I’ll go to AskCoDRoach, AskMacTavish, AskSimonRiley (or whatever you’re callin yourself now, mate) and AskSandman just to make goddamn sure that no male would ever fulfill your childish fantasies.

Not that you specifically stated any but I’m rather familiar with the phenomenon of female CoD OC’s. Someone’s ALWAYS gotta fall for ‘em.

Not this time, sistah. I’m onto you.

“Basically I saw the MLP/MW3 wallpapers from [artist name omitted] and I decided to try and make one of me. Please leave a message to let me know how well I did, I may not be the best graphics artist but I spent ALOT of time making this poster.”

A lot of time? Honey bunch, you’ve recolored a goddamn pony, at best. At worst, you’ve made Sandman feel gayer than he already does (and believe me, he feels plenty gay, see also http://asksandman.tumblr.com/ ). But that is hardly the fucking point. Let’s explore this, top to bottom, shall we? Yes, yes we shall.

For starters (and enders, for that matter), it is a pony. A pony.

A pony.

As if the Call of Duty fandom hadn’t been overrun with furry bitches enough as it is? Now we get to look at MLP recolors! OH FANTASTIC.

I won’t even pick the artistry apart here, I simply haven’t the energy. This one speaks for itself, folks. It’s not even funny; no one is laughing here.

karimezmaru asked: Hi! Owner of the FYACOC blog here. :) Sorry I haven't answered your ask on that blog, by the way, I've been really busy. D: I checked out this blog though, and I think you guys are doing an awesome job! :D

We owe our inspiration to you. Damn, friend, I had no idea there were so many. It’s like handing me a Howitzer; I don’t even have to AIM!

This one didn’t have much of a description save that it accompanies a fanfic. I’m sure the fanfic is wondrous. These OC’s however…well the men I suppose I can excuse—if men they be—headbands and all. That girl though!! What is she WEARING?!

And don’t get me started on the hair…ALL the hair. I see no tac gear, no weapons and kind of a weird-ass threesome thing going on. Well okay, whatever floats your turkey, bro.

I won’t need to remind readers of this blog the amount of gear worn by the average soldier in any given military, much less that of CoD. Her boobies are hanging out all over the place; no wonder those “men” want to get a piece of ‘dat ass.

Dear heavens…

(Let’s just begin with the artist’s description, shall we?)

This is my OC from Call Of Duty: World at War.

Name: Dimitri
Surname: Petrenko
Age: 24 years ago
Genre: Male
Country: USSR (( Union of the Soviet Socialist Republics )) - Stalingrad

Do you want Stalingrad as OC for Axis Power Hetalia?

Okay, first problem, Dimitri Petrenko is a legitimate character in the CoD franchise. Problem two is of course that this “male” hardly looks “male”. If it’s one thing the Infinity Ward guys are good at doing, it’s making a manly game with manly men. This ain’t that. I can also guarantee you (being of Russian descent myself), that no Russky has that color hair or eyes…not naturally anyway. THIRD! The mention of APH in any “fanart” of Call of Duty. Oh no you didn’t.

Well, dang…I’m not sure what else to say here. My point is this, I suppose: If you’re going to give a face to an otherwise faceless character (such as Roach or Allen, for example), don’t call it your OC and try to render him accurately.

Name: Susan Shepherd

Age: Classified

Height: 5”6

Weight: 120 pounds

Appearance: Long golden hair, Blue eyes. Busty and all natural.

Attitude/Personality: She is usually quite laid back, except when she is on a mission. She has the tendency to take huge risks with her life, even when unnecessary. She will fight for her friends, and she normally doesn’t take any shit from anybody. Outgoing, cheerful. Will never leave a man behind.

Background: Classified, but if you ask her, and she deems you worthy of knowing, then she will tell you. Unknown daughter of General Shepherd. Used to serve in the USSOCOM.

I’d like to start with a disclaimer: The artist is not the creator of the OC; this was done as a request.

Let us first notice the work. Observe how the artist in question has chosen to render Captain MacTavish grabbing a good handful of Lieutenant Riley’s pert ass, rather than Tits McGee on his lap. S/he clearly hated the idea of the OC in question being anywhere near either of these legendary heroes so much, s/he was more comfortable creating a homoerotic undertone than let anyone think this badly-drawn, terribly-conceived princess rainbow starshine sparkles of a character could ever be anything to either Soap or Ghost.

This is truly how OC’s ought to be handled, with mild disdain and artful (or is it artistic) sarcasm. It’s clear the artist is trolling us as s/he obviously knows how to draw a goddamn person.

AHEM! Now onto the real meat of the whole thing.

The blonde’s name is Susan Shepherd. I really should stop there. Susan…SHEPHERD. If you’re thinking Lt. General Shepherd of CoD:MW2 infamy, you’d be 100% on the motherfucking money. Her story starts where any good charry’s story does…with tragedy. Daddy was abusive, always wanted a boy, treated her like one—okay, so far, that kind of makes sense. For what we know of Shepherd, he’s a very VERY domineering man and it would follow he’d want a little man to carry on his name. BUT it gets better. Our intel says daddy pulled a gun on mommy because (and I shit you not here, folks) she could not have another child and had only given him a girl. POW! Poor Bambi; the hunters got his mom—wait…

Okay, tragedy. And now she’s with the fellas of the 141…Claims to have been there a long time. Problem! She also claims to have been on daddy’s Chinook that fateful “day 6”, when he betrayed the para-military group HE set up. Why would a general of the United States army, surrounded by Shadow Company (a group of ALL-MEN) bring his bootylicious daughter on ANY kind of op that was in ANY way danger close and then not immediately execute her for having ovaries? Hm, what a conundrum. I digress.

Ahem, so let’s ignore the obvious continuity error and pretend we’re all okay with Mary Susan—oops I mean just Susan joining the men of the 141. I’d like to reiterate the “men” portion of that whole thing. Task Force 141 is a highly specialized military unit that pulls from around the world to supply its forces. Like other units, it is comprised of men…all men. The Delta Force has no women, the Rangers don’t either, nor do the SEALS. If those specialized groups of men do not admit women (and this isn’t an attempt to be sexist; I’m a woman) then why would THE best of the best bend that rule. It simply does not make sense. A man is—speaking in proportions here—almost always going to be stronger than a woman. If a guy falls in the heat of battle, you’ve gotta drag him to safety. A man is simply going to be better able to lug his 80+ lbs of gear and weapons AS WELL as his 250+lb buddy who is not only a whole human being but is carrying the same junk as the first fella.

Did I possibly neglect to mention that the faint scar over her left bosom is from where daddy shot her? The man wields a .44 magnum. With her slender frame, I’m fairly certain she’d be blown to bits.

In the words of AskMactavish:

Shepherd’s daughter? I don’t think I’d get anywhere near that, mate.

( Kill it with fire. . ___. )